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so i havent updated for a long time. yep. my life really isnt all the interesting. and i highly doubt anyone reads this. so i'm seriously considering dropping out of this gay campaign. even though it all ends on thursday. i mean. everyone's all "vote for me for treasurer!" and then the person who's running for president says "only if you vote for me!" then the president walks away and walks up to the other treasurer candidate and says "hey i'll vote for you if you vote for me." i swear to jesus bologna. this is all so stupid. everyone knows that whoever mr.h likes, he's gonna pick them. it has nothing to do with votes of the classmates. and since i am a cheerleader. i will not win. because cheerleaders are too busy. supposedly. but, hmm, isnt it ironic that every other athlete gets the opportunity to do shit like this? lol. i think it's funny. i am seriously now running as a joke. i've been so serious since 5th grade. let's see how many times i've unsucessfully run.

5th-class rep

6th-class rep/treasurer

7th-class rep/secretary.

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9th-secretary

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11-secretary

so i have run 9 times. counting this year. i have lost 8 times. about to add one more under my belt. yay. i wonder if people would appreciate it more if i just didnt say a speech at all. maybe i'll try that.

so my house is sold to hicks. they are h-i-c-k-s. hicks. or as my mother likes to call them: country bumpkins or something. i hate them. despise them. they're going to completely ruin my beautiful house. they don't even know how to turn on a gas fireplace. seriously. my new house is nice. i guess. if you like a house about as big as my kitchen here. my room is about the same size though. which is cool i guess. my window is quite easy to sneak out of though. and i get to hire an interior decorator to help me decorate my room. and i get all new furniture. and i'm getting a bed and a futon. so that way, when people sleep at my house, i dont have to sleep on the floor. or in the family room. i have another bed. sort of. whatever. all this bribing shit isnt really bribery. i guess my mom thought this was the only way she could get me to move. which isnt true. i would have moved any way. but if the option is open, hell, i'm gonna take it. so i met this really hot guy. his name is justin. he's hot. he'd be even hotter if he didnt look like a pot-head. we watched fear factor. he thought i was psychic because i predicted was going to happen before it did. maybe it's because i rewinded it. so i had already seen it. i thought it was funny. i was all "yes, worship me because i knew she was going to get eliminated." then keith called me. and we talked for a whole. and justin sat there as i talked to keith. he looked kinda uncomfortable. i found it amusing. then keith called me a ditz. then my phone died. so keith and i departed on the note that i am a ditz. lovely eh? but who REALLY knows what the AFI list is? i mean, when someone says AFI, you think of the band. and i suggested that, and i guess the AFI list is some mexican thing. i think. i dont really remember. lol. perhaps keith is right. i'm just one loser/ditz. oh yea. i officially hate paraclete high school and the people within it's "cherished halls" more particularly the people in my class. more particularly one girl. well there's more, but i especially hate her. hate is a strong word. this is how strong i feel for this girl. strong. dislike or despise is much too much subtle for my hate for his girl. i kinda want to hit her lol. but i'm being nice when i say hate. because things could be much worse.

Currently Playing Break Down Here / No Way Out By Julie Roberts see related

[Information]
x. first name = Laaaaaaaaauren
x. birthday= October 18
x. height= 5’4 or 5”4. I’m not sure which little symbol you’re supposed to use. Hehe.                x. shoe size = 6 ½ hehe. Or a 7. depends on the brand
x. hair color = multi-colored.
x. length = um. Long?
x. eye color = hazel-ish.
x. school = Puuurraclete                                            
x. pets = my puppy Belle Belle and fat cat Nala ( Na Na) and my turtle Hercules. ß--buried in backyard
x. who do you live with = occasionally my mother and brother. But considering they’re never home I guess I live by myself.
x. do others find you attractive = good question. Prolly not. But then again, I’m not another person the judge me so I dunno! lol

[Problemos]                  
x. suicide =  what are they asking? Yes. I think suicide is wrong-o. It wouldn’t be wrong if we went to hell when we performed the act though.
x. killing people = well. Depends on the mental state of the killer and who the kill-ee is. If this person got killed in a deserted ally or something, obviously this person deserved to die because they shouldn’t have been in the ally to begin with. But if it’s an innocent child or a good father or something, then shame on the crazy person who killed them.
x. teenage smoking = Let ‘em smoke. They’re stressed.
x. driving drunk = As long as no one’s hurt when the drunk is driving.
x. gay/lesbian relationships =  um. Okay. I guess I have to agree with this because my cousin is gay and currently engaged (shhhh! My mommy doesn’t know)
 x. abortion - L L

[Favorite]
x. food = anything Italian or Thai. Then there’s the Tokyo Steak which kicks arse.
x. song = hhmmm….so many country songs to choose from and I get to only pick ONE song? Waaay to hard.    
x. thing to do = Sleep. In my bed. Or someone else’s bed, as long as I’m sleeping. And they’re bed is clean.                                                                                                                      x. thing to talk about = let’s talk about love. And hate. And life. In general. I don’t know. Let’s talk about sleep
x. drinks = hmmm…..drinks? plural. Okay. I like water. And Dr. Pepper. And Starbucks and Jamba Juice. Then there’s good ol’ Jack Daniels. Jk. Um, and surf city squeeze. And yeaw
x. clothes = clothes you wear to bed. Because I like to sleep
x. holiday = uhhh……….Christmas I guess. But…..no. I guess Christmas.
x. cars = um….. VW bug! The new one. Convertible kind. Pearl. With like, kick ass sounds system. Yep.
x. trucks = according to keith. . . anything that is NOT Ford is good. Because Ford sucks ass. And Ford should burn in hell for all eternity. Hey, keith said it I didn’t
x. TV stations = VH1 country. Lol. Channel 108 game show network. Haha. And we can’t forget 148 when Degrassi is on.
x. websites= www.flashmountain.com haha. I remember when my Uncle Matt was looking at that website on Easter or something a few years ago. Haha.
x. color = clear. I remember I went to a summer camp and we all sat in a circle and we had to say our name, age, favorite food and favorite color or something and this one boy said his favorite color was clear and all the girls started hitting him because clear wasn’t a real color. lol

[Have you...]
x. ever cried over a girl = does family count?
x. ever cried over a boy = yep. Damn boys.
x. ever lied to someone = haha…no. I’m a perfect angel and I’ve never lied. Duh.
x. ever been in a fist fight =no. I have been in a like, kicking/Idk fight in 5^th grade right before handbells stared with Kayla. That was funny. And Liz and Autumn and Phebe were all chanting “Jerry! Jerry!” haha                                                                                                                                                                                      x. people I consider my enemies = uno. That person shall remain nameless.
x. of people from elementary school that I stayed in contact with? = like, everyone considering that only like 8 people didn’t go to paraclete.

[Number…]
x. of CD's that I own? = innumerable
x. of times my name has appeared in the newspaper? = I think like, once. In the obituaries. Isn’t that lovely? I’m serious too. 
x. scars on my body? = never counted them actually. And I’m not gonna start now.
x. of things in my past that I regret? = ha. Like, every day I regret at least one thing. So far today I regret telling the Jehovah witness lady that I will be home Friday at 11 so we can discuss God. I’m not going to be home. Oops.

[Relationships]
x. husband or wife? = um. I think I’d rather have a husband but I’ll have to get back to you on that.
x. best friend = I don’t know. I don’t think I have one. Anymore. Considering she isn’t talking to me.
x. you have a crush on someone = uhh……ya. Maybe once or twice.
x. boyfriend/girlfriend = I like keith. Kind of. Lol. jk

[Do you.....]
x. wish you could live somewhere else? = yep. Every day. I hate this shithole aka a town.
x. think about suicide?= cant say I do. Unfortunately.
x. do drugs?= what are considered drugs? Cuz I took some cold medicine. Those are drugs. But I guess I don’t DO them
x. smoke?= or. They could just ask. Do you want to die from lung cancer at age 20/do you want to have like, nasty teeth/do you want to smell really really really bad/do you want to be wiped out after buying just one pack of cigs/pot?…………………………………….no.
x. like cleaning?= YEP. I love cleaning. I live to clean. I’ll die to clean. maybe not to that extent but I do enjoy cleaning.
x. like roller coasters?= yep. I want to bungee jump. Hahaha. That’s not a roller coaster. 
x. write in cursive or print?= depends what my hand wants to do. Sometimes it just busts out in both.
x. carry a donor card?= nope.
x. wear jewelry?= yessir
x. snore?= I wouldn’t know.
x. like cotton candy?= the first bite I like it but then my fingers get all sticky and my mouth turns a different color and…….yea.
x. sleep with socks on?=  nope. I despise socks
x. know anyone famous?= sure. Yea I do actually. Muahaha. I got connections if you know what I mean.

[Random]
x. last movie you saw = Jersey Girl but I’m going to see ella enchanted rather soon.
x. last song you listened to = Break Down Here
x. last cd you listened to = Martina McBride
x. last person you've called = My mommy.
x. last person that's called you = Guillermo
x. are you shy = nope nope.